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Monday, December 14, 2009

The War continues

The war between the demo and soldier continued this weekend. Although the numbers have most likely changed drastically, the last count puts the soldier in first with 3,021,214 kills against demomen. The demomen trail behind with 2,802,215 kills on soldiers. The battle is heating up, who are you routing for? Here are brief descriptions of each class

Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.








A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, back at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not.





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